Get your printing to pop without breaking the bank. All print jobs include quality color printing that pops off the page for no extra charge.
Everything you get by owning a printer, just not fucking shitty.
Print from anywhere. Our delivery team will bring your print job to you, anywhere in Manhattan. $5 covers the cost of printing and delivery, and you’ll get your job in 1 hour or less.
1. Upload Your File
Submit your print job with a few clicks
2. Get your print job delivered
Your print job will be delivered to your location within 60 minutes. Sit back and bask in the glory of not needing a fucking printer.
3. Laugh at your friends
Laugh at your friends who are still clinging to their antiquated, stupid printers. You’ll never need a printer again.
Benefits Print from anywhere in Manhattan, get quick delivery, and save money compared to shitty overpriced print centers. (We're talking to you Staples, FedEx, and the UPS Store).
Pricing Simple, transparent pricing that saves you money
Total Cost
$
5
Flat Rate
Includes delivery and up to 10 pages, then $0.20 per additional page. Delivery, collating, and color printing always included.
Get as many pages as you’d like delivered to your door in under 60 minutes.
Traditional Printing Sucks We all hate printing because it really sucks:
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FAQs
It’s printing delivered to you. Just upload a document and we’ll bring it printed to you in full color anywhere in Manhattan.
Because it’s an awesome fucking word. That’s why.
There’s no limit to how much you can print! The $5 flat rate covers up to 10 pages and anything above that is $0.20 per page.
Absolutely! Just let us know what you’d like done and we’ll do it for you. We’re here to make your life easier, and in addition to hating printers we sure fucking also hate staplers.
Any Questions? Email: support@fmyprinter.com
Get in touch with us for just about anything. If you’re a printer salesman: FUCK YOU. We hate printers. But ok, actually let’s talk because we do need printers for our business (unfortunately).
FUCK PRINTERS! (Seriously). We're on a mission to liberate you from your printer
Ben FOUNDER / CHIEF PRINTER HATER
Founder & Printer Hater Ben fucking hates printers!
Do you hate printers? We fucking hate them. Printing is bad for the environment, wasteful, and extremely unnecessary in the digital age.
Yet paper is still annoyingly required for many things. Bus tickets, job interviews, concerts, boarding passes, and even wiping your ass.
Some of these shitty situations haven’t caught up with the times and require us to print. But that doesn’t mean we should own a printer.
Very few of us print frequently enough to justify owning a printer. Plus, what happens if you didn’t plan ahead and find yourself working out of a coffee shop, running late for an interview, or on vacation and desperately need to print but don’t have access to a printer? You get stuck going out of your way to an expensive print center, break into your friends office, or resort to turning tricks on the street for paper (none of which we recommend).
Seriously fuck all this bullshit! It’s time for an easier way to print. With Fuck My Pinter you can get a quality print job delivered to you anywhere within Manhattan in under 60 minutes for just $5.
We all hate printing, but it doesn’t have to suck.